Freezing Cold

One day, Ali and Abu went to eat nasi lemak at a stall.

"Abu, why is timun served with nasi lemak?"

"Because that's the way it is."

"Nah."

"Hmm, because timun's very cheap?"

"Nah. It's served so that you can eat it."

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Another day, Ah Meng and Mei Ling were discussing their new project together.

"Snore...Hey, I gotta go to bed." sounded Mei Ling, feeling sleepy.

"Oh, why do you go to bed?" asked Ah Meng curiously.

"Because I'm sleepy, stupid."

"Nah, because the bed won't come to you."

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Another day(to the power of two), two biology professors, namely Makki and Makko were debating.

"Makki, what is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?"

And, Makko started explaining all the differences, from A to Z, from 0 to INFINITE.

"Nah. A fly can "fly", a mosquito can't."

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Another day(to power of three), the genius Adeey Putra was challenged by 50 Mathematics teachers, eventually the teachers lost. Then, a kid named "I" gave Putra a question:

"Assume that you're a bus driver. At A town, u picked up 10 passengers, at B town, 7 went down, with C town, another 4 got in, and D town, 1 went down. Then at village C, 5 got in, village E, 3 went down, at beach F, 5 got in. What's the driver's name?"

Adeey was too busy calculating that he didn't hear the last sentence. Seconds later, he gave the mathematical answer.

"Nah, you're wrong."

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Ako is a very beautiful girl. One day, she wore a specially-sown dress and had a proper make up for a date with her boyfriend, Aky.

Suddenly, Aky said "Such a beauty! One in a million indeed!" He was gazing at Ako.

Ako, blushed, went all red.

Then Aky resumed, "The woman behind you is a beauty! One in a trillion!"